Desperado

Vacation rental in vantage, WA

8 - 12 guests | 3 bedrooms | 2.5 bathrooms | 2,130 sq. ft.

The Desperado is a riverfront townhome in Vantage, WA that comfortably sleeps 8-10 adults plus children, for up to 12 guests. It has a traditional cedar sauna with a view, a private hot tub, a garage whiskey bar and karaoke lounge, a rooftop deck with a fire pit, and a kids’ secret hideaway. It’s about a 20-minute drive to the Gorge Amphitheatre (shuttle service available) and 3 minutes to the Vantage boat launch.

Also included: full kitchen, Level 2 EV charging, community sport court (pickleball & basketball), seasonal community pool, and kids’ park.

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Welcome to The Desperado, a spacious western-inspired desert modern home designed for group getaways, just a 20-minute drive to the legendary Gorge Amphitheatre.

HIGHLIGHTS:

Private rooftop deck with 360-degree views (not shared with neighboring units)
Large custom traditional cedar sauna with a view
Oversized private hot tub
2 fire pits
Whiskey bar karaoke lounge full of entertainment with a moody speakeasy style
EV-friendly with a dedicated ChargePoint Home Flex Level 2 charger on-site
Seasonal community shared pool (open mid-May to mid-September)
Community sport court (pickleball & basketball) and children’s park nearby
Partnership with local shuttle services to and from the Gorge Amphitheatre for concerts, with pickup and drop-off available right at our doorstep.
Just 3 minutes from the Vantage Boat Launch

whiskey bar karaoke Lounge

Bar seating for 3 people and mini fridge
Barware includes: whiskey glasses, cocktail shaker, strainer, jigger, spoon & muddler
Bar games: 9 ft. shuffleboard table, Golden Tee arcade game (includes Shuffle Shot & World Class Bowling games), bean bag toss, hook & ring toss, vintage gaming console
Perfect hangout space for your whole group

The private garage in the unit has been converted into a dark and moody speakeasy lounge
Karaoke stage, 55-inch smart TV with KaraFun subscription (thousands of karaoke songs across all genres), two JBL Partybox speakers, wireless microphones, and assorted tambourines/percussion instruments
4 comfy swivel chairs with side tables

Rooftop Deck & Sauna

ROOFTOP DECK

Private third floor rooftop deck (not shared with neighboring units) with 360° views of the Columbia River and Ryegrass Mountains
Cozy propane fire pit with comfortable seating for lounging or star gazing

ROOFTOP CEDAR SAUNA

Custom cedar sauna that fits 6 people with a picture window view
Essential oils and water bucket/ladle for a relaxing aromatherapy sauna experience
Turkish cotton towels and a mini-fridge with still and sparkling water

MORE entertainment SPACES

SECOND-LEVEL DECK

Blackstone grill
Adirondack seating for 4 people
Propane fire pit
Sweeping river views
Access from second floor living room

BACK PATIO HOT TUB

Large (private to this unit) 8-person hot tub
Views of the surrounding Ryegrass mountains
Access from the lower-level living room sliding door
Note: this area is not fenced

KIDS’ SECRET HIDEAWAY

Western-themed kid’s hideaway under the stairs (kids must find the secret door to enter!)
Kid-size couch, western children’s books, toy animals, vintage-style kitchen with pots, pans, and play food

Sleeping arrangements

We've thoughtfully designed the home to maximize sleeping options, making it easy for extended families, multiple families traveling together, and concert groups to stay under one roof. The home comfortably sleeps 8-10 adults, with additional sleeping spaces for children, including two king bedrooms (one with narrow RV-style twin bunks), one queen bedroom, a lower-level living room with built-in twin bunks, and a queen sleeper sofa.

All bedrooms feature blackout shades for a restful night's sleep
Each adult bed has a medium-feel Helix mattress with a mix of soft down and firm down-alternative pillows
Bedding is 100% cotton to stay cool and comfortable

BEDROOM 1

King bed (sleeps 2 adults)
Narrow RV size twin bunk beds (30" wide) designed for children only, due to size and 300 lb. weight limitation (sleeps 2 kids)
En suite bathroom with double sinks and large walk-in shower
On the second level of the home

BEDROOM 2

King bed (sleeps 2 adults)
On the lower level of the home

BEDROOM 3

Queen bed (sleeps 2 adults)
On the lower level of the home

LOWER-LEVEL LIVING ROOM

Built-in twin-over-twin bunk beds with standard twin mattresses (sleeps 2 adults whose height can fit a twin size mattress or 2 kids)
Bunk beds have blackout curtains, reading lights, outlets, and stairs (not a ladder) that are easier to climb
Queen sleeper sofa with a 5" memory foam mattress (sleeps 2 adults or 2 kids)
On the lower level of the home

Living areas

SECOND FLOOR LIVING ROOM

Panoramic river views and access to outdoor deck with fire pit adirondack seating and Blackstone grill
75-inch smart TV, extra wide cozy sofa, two swivel chairs, and plenty of board games
Open concept layout to the kitchen and dining areas

LOWER-LEVEL LIVING ROOM

Sectional seating with chaise lounge and 55-inch smart TV
Queen pull-out sofa and custom built-in twin size bunkbeds

Sliding door access to the hot tub on the back patio

KITCHEN AND DINING

Full range of cookware and appliances: fridge with ice maker, stove, oven, dishwasher, microwave, toaster, blender, slow cooker, rice cooker, pots and pans, large mixing bowls, glass baking dishes, non-stick bakeware, Cangshan 17-Piece Knife Set, kitchen utensils/gadgets, Corelle serving platters and dinnerware for 12+ guests, cutlery, variety of glassware, kids dishware, and tupperware
All the extras: aluminum foil, plastic wrap, parchment paper, Ziploc storage bags, chip clips, trash bags, paper towels, dish soap, cleaning supplies, etc.

Open-concept gourmet kitchen with adjoining dining area designed for group cooking and entertaining
Kitchen island/peninsula with counter seating for four
Dining table with seating for six
Coffee bar with Keurig (single serve and carafe)
Complimentary K-cup coffee pods, tea, creamers, sweeteners, salt/pepper, and olive oil

Bathrooms

Bathrooms are stocked with hand soap, towels, shampoo, conditioner, body soap, hair dryer, and extra toilet paper.

BATHROOM 1

Second level primary bedroom has adjoining full bathroom with double sinks and a large walk-in shower

BATHROOM 2

Second level hallway powder room has nice vanity lighting suitable for getting ready, doing makeup, etc.

BATHROOM 3

Lower level has full bathroom with one sink and a tub/shower combo. Shared by all guests sleeping on the lower level, so there are plenty of hooks for everyone’s towels

Community Amenities at Vantage Bay

SEASONAL COMMUNITY POOL

Large swimming pool
Large hot tub
Sun loungers and dining tables/chairs
2 BBQ grills
Showers and bathrooms
Opens 2 weeks before Memorial Day and closes 2 weeks after Labor Day
Only a 2 minute walk from the Desperado

COMMUNITY SPORT COURT

2 pickleball courts
1 half-court for basketball
Pickleball equipment plus a basketball are available for guests to take to the sport court
Open year-round during daylight hours
Only a 3 minute walk from the Desperado

COMMUNITY CHILDREN’S PARK

Climbing structures
2 regular swings and 1 baby swing
2 slides
Picnic Table
Large grassy lawn to run around
Only a 3 minute walk from the Desperado

Location

Vantage is about 2 hours from Seattle, 2.5 hours from Spokane, and 30 minutes from Ellensburg, right on the Columbia River.

Within 5 minutes:
Vantage boat launch, Wanapum Recreation Area (Discover Pass required), Ginkgo Petrified Forest, The Ranch by Royal Family Farming, Vantage Coffee Co.

Within 20 minutes:
Gorge Amphitheatre (shuttle service available), Cave B Estate Winery, SageCliffe Resort & Spa, Frenchman Coulee, Trinity Gardens Lavender Farm (April to September), Wild Horse Wind and Solar Facility tours. Want more ideas? Browse local experiences, from restaurants and wineries to hiking, boat rentals, and horseback riding.

The Desperado is in the Vantage Bay neighborhood, near I-90 and the Vantage Bridge. You’ll need a car, as public transportation and ride-hailing options are limited or nonexistent here.

Things to Note

HOUSE RULES

Maximum of 12 guests
Check-in after 3pm & check-out after 11am
No pets are allowed
Smoking and vaping are not permitted anywhere on the premises, including outdoor spaces
Events and parties are not allowed
Children and infants are warmly welcomed, but must be supervised closely
Kindly treat the property and its contents with care and respect at all times
Please report any accidental damage promptly so we can address it quickly and ensure a comfortable stay for everyone

GOOD TO KNOW

This property is equipped with exterior security cameras that are clearly visible and outdoors only
Carbon monoxide and smoke detectors are installed
Due to geological factors, high winds are frequent in this part of the state, especially in the evening. This causes sand/gravel to blow and sometimes pile in the outdoor spaces. Be sure not to leave anything outside so it doesn't blow away!
This is a high desert location, where a variety of birds, deer, elk, rabbit, bighorn sheep and coyote are commonly found here. In spring and summer, lizards and snakes, such as the gopher snake and the northern pacific rattlesnake can occasionally make an appearance. There are also a variety of bugs that can be kept out of the house by keeping the doors and windows shut.

Desperado FAQs

Desperado comfortably sleeps 8-10 adults plus children, for a total of 12 guests. There are two king bedrooms (one with narrow RV-style twin bunks for kids), one queen bedroom, a lower-level living room with built-in twin bunks, and a queen sleeper sofa.
Yes. Desperado has a western-themed kids’ secret hideaway under the stairs (with reading nook & play kitchen), board games, kids’ dishware, highchair, travel crib, and a children’s park a short walk away. The home also has a third-floor rooftop deck, a second-level deck, lots of stairs, and a hot tub on an unfenced patio, so children must be supervised at all times.
It’s a 20-minute drive. Shuttle service to and from the Gorge is available, with pickup and drop-off right at the door.
Yes, both. The private 8-person hot tub is on the back patio, and the custom cedar sauna fits 6 people and has a picture window view.
Yes. There’s a dedicated ChargePoint Home Flex Level 2 charger on-site.
Pets are not allowed.